I mugged Laetitia and all I got was this lousy survey, the purpose of which I am still unsure.
1) smoked
2) consumed alcohol X
3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex X
4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex X
5) made out with someone of the opposite sex X
6) made out with someone of the same sex
7) had someone in your room of the opposite sex X
8) watched porn
9) bought porn
10) done drugs
Total: 5
11) taken pain killers X
12) taken someone else’s prescription medicine
13) lied to your parents X
14) lied to a friend X
15) snuck out of the house X
16) done something illegal X
17) cut yourself
18) hurt someone X
19) wished someone would die X
20) seen someone die
Total: 7
21) missed curfew X
22) stayed out all night X
23) eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
24) been to a therapist X
25) been to rehab
26) dyed your hair X
27) recieved a ticket
28) been in a wreck
29) been to a club X (BUT WE NEVER ENDED UP GOING IN *grumble*)
30) been to a bar
Total: 5
31) been to a wild party X
32) seen the Mardi Gras
34) had a spring break in Florida (33 days!)
35) sniffed anything
36) wore black nail polish X
37) wore arm bands X
38) wore t-shirts with band names
39) listened to rap X
40) own a 50 cent cd
Total: 4
41) dressed gothic X
42) dressed prep X
43) dressed punk X
44) dressed grunge X
45) stolen something X
46) been too drunk to remember anything
47) blacked out
48) fainted X
49) had a crush on your neighbour
50) had someone sneak into your room X
Total: 7
51) snuck into some else’s room X
52) had a crush on someone of the same sex
53) been to a concert X
54) dry humped someone
55) been called a slut
56) called someone a slut X (”Ladies don’t say ’slut’, ladies say ‘harlot’ or ’strumpet’”
57) installed speakers in your car
58) broke a mirror X
59) showered at someone of the opposites sex’s house X
60) brushed your teeth with someone else’s toothbrush
Total: 5
61) consider ludacris your favorite rapper
62) seen an R rated movie in theatres
63) cruised the mall X
64) skipped school X
65) had an eating disorder
66) had an injury X
67) gone to court
68) walked out of a restaurant without paying
69) caught something on fire X
70) lied about your age X
Total: 5
71) owned an apartment
72) cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend
73) cheated with someone
74) got in trouble with the police
75) talked to a stranger X
76) hugged a stranger X
77) kissed a stranger
78) rode in the car with a stranger
79) been sexually harassed
80) been verbally harrassed X
Total: 3
81) met face to face with someone you met online
82) stayed online for 12 hours straight X
83) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours straight X
84) watched tv for 12 hours straight X
85) been to a fair X
86) been called a bad influence X
87) cursed X
88) prank called someone X
89) laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex X
90) cheated on a test X
Total: 9
91) cheated on homework X
92) held hands with someone of the opposite sex X
93) been pushed into a pool
94) played pool X
95) watched 5 hours of mtv straight
96) had a crush on someone 10 years older than you
97) had a crush on someone younger than you X
98) wear eyeliner X
99) skinny dipped
Total: 5
Grand Total: SCHFIFTY-FIVE (55) (Does this make me a bad person?)