B a s i c s . .
// name: Kimberley
// birthday: December 25th
//nationality: Jamaican/Irish
//screen name: Unpretty.TopBanana
//hair length: Short.
//hair color: Brownish-black.
//eye color : Brown. Not an interesting brown, mind you. Just…brown.
//piercings: Ears.
// tattoos: none
F a v o r i t e s . .
// color[s]: Purple or burgundy or green.
// perfume: Poison by Christian Dior.
// t.v. show: None.
// movie: None.
// band/singer: None.
// subject: Fashion or Music.
// fruit: Kiwi!
// month: December. (funny how that works.)
// season: Autumn.
// holiday: Used to be Christmas, but now I don’t know.
H a v e Yo u . .
// have you ever smoked? Nope.
// have you ever done drugs? Nope.
// have you ever gotten drunk? Yup ><
// have you ever used someone? Nope.
// have you ever been used by someone? Probably.
// have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have: Ptch, ‘course.
T h e B e s t . .
// best person to talk to: *shrug*
// best relationship: LOVE IS FOR WEAKLINGS.
// best feeling: Not being “happy”, per se… but contentment. Feeling…comfortable.
// best thing in the world: Undiscriminate, unconditional caring and kindness. You didn’t say it had to be tangible.
// best stuffed animal you own: Crack Baby Pooh.
// best thing that happened to you today: Nothing.
T h e L a s t . .
// last time you cried? Saturday past.
// last movie you saw in a theater? Harry Potter and the Goblet Of Fire
// last movie you rented? Umm… I don’t…know. Saw, probably.
// last movie you bought? Nightmare Before Christmas.
// last song you listened to? Something on this CD whose jacket I’ve lost.
// last song you downloaded? Can’t remmeber, was quite long ago.
// last tv show you watched? Umm… Not sure.
// last song that was stuck in your head? Your Body Is A Wonderland
// last person you were thinking of? I forget and refuse to go with the standard answer because LOVE IS FOR WEAKLINGS.
// last person you talked to: Colin D’s dad.
// last person you hugged: Julie, I think.
// last person you kissed: Psh, you figure it out.
// last person you went to eat out with: Matthew! Brown bakery!
// last person you slow danced with: DAVID FRENCH HORN DAVID who taught my akward self how to waltz.
// last person you yelled at: Bassoon. “Vile instrument!”
// last person you called: I don’t know.
// last person who called you: Probably bassoon teacher.
// last person who made you smile? Colin D
// last person who made you laugh? Matthew.
// last person who said they loved you? Serothy, probably
L o v e a n d R e l a t i o n s h i p s . .
// who is your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush? Love is for weaklings.
// what do you first notice in the opposite sex? Eyes/hands.
// are you currently in love? Love is for weaklings.
// first real crush: BAHAHA….shh. We’re not allowed to talk about that.
// last crush: *shrug*
// ideal date: Prr… Dunno.
Put an x if it applies to you
[ ] I am bisexual or homosexual.
[x] I’ve consumed alcohol.
[x] I’ve run away from home.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I listen to political music.
[x] I have collected comic books.
[x] I shut others out when I’m depressed.
[ ] I watch the news.
[x] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ ] I own an iPod or MP3.
[x] I curse regularly.
[ ] I paid for that cell phone ring.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I have “x”s in my screen name.
[ ] I love Spam.
[x] I bake well.
[x] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I have a job.
[ ] I love Martha Stewart.
[ ] am guilty oF tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I am sometimes self conscious.
[x] I like to laugh.
[ ] I smoke a pack a day.
[ ] I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
[x] I can’t swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I have many scars.
[x] I’ve been out of this country.
[ ] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] i am really ticklish.
[x] I’ve seen a therapist.
[x] I love chocolate.
[ ] I sometimes bite my nails.
[x] I play video games
[x] I watch cartoons.
[x] Gotten lost in my city.
[x] Saw a shooting star
[x] Been to any other countries besides the united states
[ ] I had a serious Surgery
[x] Gone out in public in your pajamas
[ ] I have Kissed a Stranger
[x] Hugged a stranger
[x] Been in a fist fight
[ ] Been arrested
[ ] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[ ] Made out in an elevator
[x] Swore at your parents
[x] Kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] Been to a casino
[ ] Been skydiving
[ ] Broken a bone
[x] Skipped school
[x] Played spin the bottle
[ ] Gotten stitches
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
[x] Bitten somebody
[x] Been to Niagara Falls
[x] Gotten the chicken pox
[ ] Crashed into a friend’s car
[ ] Been to Japan.
[x] Ridden in a taxi
[ ] Shoplifted
[ ] Been fired
[ ] Ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
[x] Had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
[x] Stole something from your job
[ ] Gone on a blind date
[x] Lied to a friend
[ ] Had a crush on a teacher
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
[ ] Been married
[ ] Gotten divorced
[ ] Saw someone die
[ ] Been to Africa
[x] Driven over 400 miles in one day
[x] Been to Canada
[ ] Been to Mexico
[x] Been on a plane
[ ] Thrown up in a bar
[x] Eaten Sushi
[x] Been snowboarding
[ ] Been Skiing
[ ] Been to a motor cross show
[ ] Lost a child (As in, misplaced?)
[ ] Gone to college
[ ] Graduated college
[ ] Done hard drugs
[ ] Had someone cheat on you
[x] Miss someone right now
[ ] Smoked a cigarette
[ ] Smoked a cigar
[ ] Made out with a member of the same sex
[ ] Slept with a co-worker
[ ] Purposely set a part of myself on fire
[x] Purposely hurt myself
[ ] Been in an abusive relationship
[x] Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
[x] Made a snow angel
[x] Had a tea party
[ ] Flown a kite
[x] Built a sand castle
[x] Gone puddle jumping
[x] Played dress up
[x] Jumped into a pile of leaves
[x] Gone sledding
[x] Cheated while playing a game
[x] Been lonely
[x] Fallen asleep at work/school
[x] Watched the sun set
[ ] Felt an earthquake
[x] Touched a snake
[x] Slept beneath the stars
[x] Been tickled
[x] misunderstood
[x] Won a contest
[ ] Ran a red light
[x]Been suspended from school
[ ]Been in a car accident
[ ] Had braces
[ ] Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
[x]Had deja vu
[x] kissed someone in the pouring rain
[x] Hated the way you look
[ ] Pole danced
[x] Questioned your heart
[x] Been obsessed with post-it notes
[ ] Squished barefoot through the mud
[x] Been lost
[ ] Been to the opposite side of the country
[ ] Swam in the ocean
[x]Felt like dying
[x] Cried yourself to sleep
[ ] Played cops and robbers
[x] Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
[x] Sang karaoke
[x] Paid for a meal with only coins (Only NICKELS, bitches.)
[x] Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t
[ ] Made prank phone calls
[ ]Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
[x] Caught a snowflake on your tongue
[x] Danced in the rain
[x] Written a letter to Santa Claus
[x] Blown bubbles
[x]Made a bonfire on the beach
[ ] Crashed a party
[x] Gone rollerskating
[x] Had a wish come true
[x] Worn pearls
[ ] Jumped off a bridge
[x]Screamed penis in public
[x] Screamed vagina in public
[ ] Ate dog/cat food
[x] Told a complete stranger you loved them
[ ] Kissed a mirror
[x] Sang in the shower
[ ] Had a dream that you married someone
[ ]Glued your hand to something
[ ] Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
[ ] Kissed a fish
[x] Worn the opposite sexes clothes
[x] Sat on a roof top
[x] Screamed at the top of your lungs
[ ] Done a one-handed cartwheel
[x]Talked on the phone for more then 6 hours
[x] Stayed up all night
[ ] Didn’t take a shower for a week.
[x] Climbed a tree
[ ] Had a tree house
[ ] Are scared to watch scary movies
[ ] Worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
[ ] Played chicken
[ ] Pushed into a pool/lake with all your clothes on
[ ] Been told you’re beautiful by a complete stranger (DAHAHHA It’s funny ‘cos I’m ugly.)
[x] Been easily amused
[ ] Caught a fish then ate it
[x] Caught a butterfly
[x]Laughed so hard you cried
[x] Cried so hard you laughed
[ ] Had someone moon/flash you
[x] Cheated on a test
[ ] Had a Britney Spears CD
[x] Forgotten someone’s name
[ ] French braided someone’s hair
[ ] Grown a beard
