December 8, 2006

Oh man, where is my internets?

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SRSLY. I’m at the reference library. Kinda bored. There’s a cute redhead looking over my shoulder. I found some music, BUT NOT THE MUSIC I WANT. What happens to the books in the donation bin, I wonder.

But in more important news, carolling is a go. Please bring a non-perishable food item to the corner of Meadowvale and Sheppard at 5:30 PM, on Friday, December 15th. We’ll be doing some warmups, then carolling, then back to my house to count money and organize stuff and drink hot cocoa and do the secret santa. OH! IF YOU WANT IN ON THE SECRET SANTA, LET ME KNOW BY SUNDAY KTHX I AM EMAILING/MESSAGING NAMES ON MONDAY.

November 14, 2006

Well then

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Yeah, this past couple of months have been shit, and I’m not gonna lie about it. However…

I’ve decided that I’m not going to publicly whine all over the place about life to a bunch of kids who don’t give a crap. You want to know why I’ve been down? Ask me. Don’t care? I don’t, either.

With that out of the way… This is a notifier that I do not have internet for a very long time. Something to discuss? Call me. I check my email every other day if I can, but I check voicemail every evening if I have messages. Cool? Cool.

By the way…anyone want to do a questionnaire?

October 28, 2006

Hilarious.

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Nothing’s actually hilarious, I just needed something to type. I’m at the freaking library because my modem happens to be old so Bell doesn’t support it and they’re gonna send me a new one but who wants to bet my computer doesn’t support it because it is OLDER THAN TIME ITSELF and so I have no friggin’ internet so here I am, isn’t it lovely, I have no computer. So I’m at the library. All kinds of fun. Reading Cosmo and Time learning German and wishing I had some sort of FTP and all kinds of fun stuff. Just letting you guys know I’m alive. Heh. And heading out, there’s ten minutes left on this thing.

October 13, 2006

Music videos have the right idea…

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Dancing in public places should not only be accepted, but encouraged. People would be much cheerier.

That’s really all I had to say. It’s cold. It snowed. Now is the winter of our discontent and so forth.

Out for now.

October 3, 2006

“Davey Havok was my first same-sex crush. Then I realized he was a dude.”

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“I’ve got the nuts of an elephant…”

I heard this on the radio/CD player device on my way home from Wind Ensemble in the ALEX VAN.

Wind Ensemble was bollocks. School? Bollocks. I’ve hit my Mid-Autumn Slump, kids. I feel absolutely bonkers, though it’s probably the change in weather kicking my ass.

I made the school play. I’ve now done nearly everything typically High School. This list will happen when I compile it.

The 1980s scare me. Van Halen was awesome, though.

On a completely unrelated note. Englishx2 due tomorrow. Writer’s due tomorrow. What the heck is going on in Anthro? Seriously.

What is a heezy and why is it cool to be off of it? Someone tell me.

September 30, 2006

Before the university fair, I had it narrowed down to four.

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After the university fair and much deliberation, that four has been refined to…

Six.

Shit.

Oh well! *all cheery-like* I have time…

NOT!

My future is looming and I don’t know what I’m going to do with it.

I am having a midlife crisis.

I need a nap.

I’m gonna take one.

September 19, 2006

So I left my jazz band folder at home…

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“I’m going to kill you. Then bury you. Then dig up your bones and clone you. THEN KILL YOUR CLONES”

Thanks, Mr. Farrow. I feel much less terrified.

Today was Talk Like a Pirate Day. The things I do for my own entertainment. Also, drama thing auditions. Also, Jazz band. Big dirty blister thanks to Bertha.

TO DO TONIGHT:

- Take notes, study for music test
- Start French sheet
- Tidy room
- DO MEDIA STUDIES STUFF
- Plan Thursday/Friday/whatever.
- Take nap

More later.

So where the heck have I been?

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Around. That is all. I’ve adventured, I’ve slept, I’ve made pacts, and done lots of fun things. I figure, most of the people who are reading this, have been around or I have talked to you since my last entry, before I fell off the internet. I’ll be making updates more regularly. I might even be finishing the website.

Here. Have some Goethe:

“Stars, you are unfortunate, I pity you,
Beautiful as you are, shining in your glory,
Who guide seafaring men through stress and peril
And have no recompense from gods or mortals,
Love you do not, nor do you know what love is.
Hours that are aeons urgently conducting
Your figures in a dance through the vast heaven,
What journey have you ended in this moment,
Since lingering in the arms of my beloved
I lost all memory of you and midnight.”

Wow. At least I didn’t post song lyrics.

Jazz band audition tomorrow. Grimy McPhee. Hooray!

August 26, 2006

Today I have…

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– Put more things up for sale on
the website!
— Remembered that I have a blog
— Gone to a barbecue and obtained random sugarcane.
— Not taken a nap
— Cleaned a bit
— Worked on the THING THAT BOY DOESN’T GET TO KNOW ABOUT HA HA HA
— I lied, I took a nap.
— Had Boy attempt to explain how a threesome would work without someone feeling left-out. I still don’t get it.

Yesterday I:

— Went bowling with my gentlemen friends (Also Kirsten. Who is a female lady girl.)
— WAS VISUALLY EATEN BY A SCARY FAT MAN OH HE WAS SO SCARY
— Went to Woodside Square. Bought things.
— Went to bed at a decent hour, like OMG

Tomorrow I will:

–Work on things for the site
— Clean my room
— Finish fixing my computer
— Finish writing various articles.
— Take a nap.

And this was my update. Are you happy now?

August 2, 2006

And what have I been up to?

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I’ve started teaching voice, started with the hardcore practising , developed tendonitis in my wrists, made a bunch of stuff, started a website, and the list goes on.

And I’m still freaking bored.

It’s also way too hot.

Anyone want to chill? Like, literally? With air conditioning?

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-Lauren- “Wow, that’s sad… my dignity is worth five cans of pop.” says:
And we were all, “Look, a zebra!”
-Lauren- “Wow, that’s sad… my dignity is worth five cans of pop.” says:
And its penis was hanging out like OMG.
The Cap’n — “ATTN: Crew of the Chastity Liberator (or Shopping Cart)! My place, Friday, 2:30! Aye?” (Word of the day: Corsair) says:
LMFAO
-Lauren- “Wow, that’s sad… my dignity is worth five cans of pop.” says:
IT WAS THE SIZE OF MY FOREARM I SWEAR
The Cap’n — “ATTN: Crew of the Chastity Liberator (or Shopping Cart)! My place, Friday, 2:30! Aye?” (Word of the day: Corsair) says:
He was rockin’ out with his cock out